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Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Feb 11, 2025 7:32 am

Why did the ice hockey player become a stand-up comedian in the offseason?

Because he could always “break the ice” with his jokes!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Feb 11, 2025 7:33 am

When do hockey players dress in formal attire?

When it is a tie game.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Feb 11, 2025 7:34 am

Why did a hockey player climb a tree with his hockey stick?
He wanted to join the maple leafs.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Feb 11, 2025 7:35 am

What is a hockey player’s favorite part of a birthday party?

The icing on the cake.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Feb 11, 2025 7:35 am

Why did the ice hockey player bring a whistle to the game?

To “blow” the competition away with his skills!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Feb 11, 2025 7:47 am

Mt are hosting a mourning session today at Erin Mills rinks

NOW THATS FUNNY!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Feb 11, 2025 8:10 am

Guest wrote: ↑Tue Feb 11, 2025 7:47 am Mt are hosting a mourning session today at Erin Mills rinks

NOW THATS FUNNY!

That’s not a good joke.

What do you call a rapper playing hockey?

Scoop dogg

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Feb 11, 2025 8:11 am

Ranger till I die! Winning it all.

And kid I like your jokes. Don’t pay attention to all the talk in here.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Feb 11, 2025 8:50 am

Guest wrote: ↑Tue Feb 11, 2025 8:11 am Ranger till I die! Winning it all.

And kid I like your jokes. Don’t pay attention to all the talk in here.

My kid has no idea this site exists. Gonna keep it that way.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Feb 11, 2025 9:10 am

Here is some bubble wrap mommy

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