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Q: Why did the hockey plater bring a ladder to the game?

A: Because he wanted to reach the high stick!

Q: What do you call a bear that plays hockey?

A: A slapshot bruin!

Q: Why did the new ice hockey player not perform well?

A: He got cold feet.

Q: What do hockey players and magicians have in common?

A: Both do hat tricks.

Hey can anyone explain how the round robin works - we are new to westmall and assume we have to play to get into the playoffs?

Guest wrote: ↑Tue Feb 18, 2025 12:25 pm Hey can anyone explain how the round robin works - we are new to westmall and assume we have to play to get into the playoffs?

Correct. WM needs to battle to get in. You don’t just automatically make it

So where is the update on the sharks tourney - who has the details

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So where is the update on the sharks tourney - who has the details
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They were turned into shark soup.

Sharks - crazy dads got severed some shark fin soup. a dose of reality! Fek - tards Sek me balls. Please don’t gag when i feed you.

I won’t knock a kid. BUT!!!! they would be a decent team if goaltending improved substantially. It’s simple reality.

The little is getting exposed. Skates like a beast to and from the bench! Should focus more of the energy on stopping pucks!

love you all

Ps - never heard how the tournament went?

Ps.

If anyone wants to suck my balls kindly let me know. For husband’s ( you’ll meet my buddy )

For your wives - I gladly let them suck my balls.

Ps. They probably already have