Coach T is the only parent coach left.. maybe time to move onGuest wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2025 4:55 pmCoach T was a mess on the bench,Guest wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2025 11:35 am MHT the realm of forbidden truths, politically incorrect observations and taboos not allowed to be broken. Bring it on lets be outrageous as possible because I think none of you have the intellect to tap into the creative centre required to demonstrate any form of comedy. LETS GO BE OUTRAGEOUS TELL US ALL ABOUT HOW CRAP YOUR COACH IS.... DON'T HOLD BACK BUT YOU HAVE TO BE CREATIVE AND FUNNY. GO
His breath reeked of whiskey, his speech had a stench.
His drills made no sense, his systems were weak,
Every breakout he drew fell apart in a week.
He’d stumble and mumble, forget who should skate,
Then scream at the players for “practicing late!”
The parents all groaned, “This guy’s such a joke,”
But he’d just sip his flask and say, “Lighten up, folks!”
When the team lost a game, he refused to reflect,
He blamed all the kids for not running his wreck.
"Why don't you listen? We practiced this drill!"
(Too bad his instructions made nobody thrilled).
One night in the playoffs, the team was ahead,
But Coach T was napping, face down in the shed.
The buzzer then sounded—his team lost the fight,
And Coach T got fired that very same night.
Now he’s back at Westwood Bar near the rink,
Telling big coaching tales over rounds of cheap drinks.
And when someone asks, "Coach, what went wrong?"
He just takes a big sip and says, “Kid, move along.”
2012 GTHL AAA
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That was creative! Who is the other drunk guy that coaches on that team? He's a parent coach as well right?Guest wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2025 6:58 pmCoach T is the only parent coach left.. maybe time to move onGuest wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2025 4:55 pmCoach T was a mess on the bench,Guest wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2025 11:35 am MHT the realm of forbidden truths, politically incorrect observations and taboos not allowed to be broken. Bring it on lets be outrageous as possible because I think none of you have the intellect to tap into the creative centre required to demonstrate any form of comedy. LETS GO BE OUTRAGEOUS TELL US ALL ABOUT HOW CRAP YOUR COACH IS.... DON'T HOLD BACK BUT YOU HAVE TO BE CREATIVE AND FUNNY. GO
His breath reeked of whiskey, his speech had a stench.
His drills made no sense, his systems were weak,
Every breakout he drew fell apart in a week.
He’d stumble and mumble, forget who should skate,
Then scream at the players for “practicing late!”
The parents all groaned, “This guy’s such a joke,”
But he’d just sip his flask and say, “Lighten up, folks!”
When the team lost a game, he refused to reflect,
He blamed all the kids for not running his wreck.
"Why don't you listen? We practiced this drill!"
(Too bad his instructions made nobody thrilled).
One night in the playoffs, the team was ahead,
But Coach T was napping, face down in the shed.
The buzzer then sounded—his team lost the fight,
And Coach T got fired that very same night.
Now he’s back at Westwood Bar near the rink,
Telling big coaching tales over rounds of cheap drinks.
And when someone asks, "Coach, what went wrong?"
He just takes a big sip and says, “Kid, move along.”
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Re: 2012 GTHL AAA
Wow - too much time on your hands much? Losers.
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DMF will win it all and shock the hockey world. NYR has nothing to offer us and JRC are too small and filled with egomaniac players and parents. It's our time now.Guest wrote: ↑Sun Feb 23, 2025 1:18 pmSENS RULE
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Does anyone want another Poem about the other drunk coach guy? I have to take a SH IT later and will type one out. LET ME KNOW folks. I come here only to make you laugh.Guest wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2025 7:16 pmThat was creative! Who is the other drunk guy that coaches on that team? He's a parent coach as well right?Guest wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2025 6:58 pmCoach T is the only parent coach left.. maybe time to move onGuest wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2025 4:55 pmCoach T was a mess on the bench,Guest wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2025 11:35 am MHT the realm of forbidden truths, politically incorrect observations and taboos not allowed to be broken. Bring it on lets be outrageous as possible because I think none of you have the intellect to tap into the creative centre required to demonstrate any form of comedy. LETS GO BE OUTRAGEOUS TELL US ALL ABOUT HOW CRAP YOUR COACH IS.... DON'T HOLD BACK BUT YOU HAVE TO BE CREATIVE AND FUNNY. GO
His breath reeked of whiskey, his speech had a stench.
His drills made no sense, his systems were weak,
Every breakout he drew fell apart in a week.
He’d stumble and mumble, forget who should skate,
Then scream at the players for “practicing late!”
The parents all groaned, “This guy’s such a joke,”
But he’d just sip his flask and say, “Lighten up, folks!”
When the team lost a game, he refused to reflect,
He blamed all the kids for not running his wreck.
"Why don't you listen? We practiced this drill!"
(Too bad his instructions made nobody thrilled).
One night in the playoffs, the team was ahead,
But Coach T was napping, face down in the shed.
The buzzer then sounded—his team lost the fight,
And Coach T got fired that very same night.
Now he’s back at Westwood Bar near the rink,
Telling big coaching tales over rounds of cheap drinks.
And when someone asks, "Coach, what went wrong?"
He just takes a big sip and says, “Kid, move along.”
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Re: 2012 GTHL AAA
Too Big, Too Strong and we move the puck. Flyers are coming for you all! Lets go bring it bit ches
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If your kid sucks and you don’t think he will stay AAA just volunteer to be the team manager . Seems to work for a lot of teams .
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