Yes we are taking about MMGuest wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2025 12:47 pmIf your kid sucks and you don’t think he will stay AAA just volunteer to be the team manager . Seems to work for a lot of teams .
2012 GTHL AAA
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You don't have it in you to come up with another poem that rocks. Not a chance! go jerk off bro!Guest wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2025 10:08 amDoes anyone want another Poem about the other drunk coach guy? I have to take a SH IT later and will type one out. LET ME KNOW folks. I come here only to make you laugh.Guest wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2025 7:16 pmThat was creative! Who is the other drunk guy that coaches on that team? He's a parent coach as well right?Guest wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2025 6:58 pmCoach T is the only parent coach left.. maybe time to move onGuest wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2025 4:55 pmCoach T was a mess on the bench,Guest wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2025 11:35 am MHT the realm of forbidden truths, politically incorrect observations and taboos not allowed to be broken. Bring it on lets be outrageous as possible because I think none of you have the intellect to tap into the creative centre required to demonstrate any form of comedy. LETS GO BE OUTRAGEOUS TELL US ALL ABOUT HOW CRAP YOUR COACH IS.... DON'T HOLD BACK BUT YOU HAVE TO BE CREATIVE AND FUNNY. GO
His breath reeked of whiskey, his speech had a stench.
His drills made no sense, his systems were weak,
Every breakout he drew fell apart in a week.
He’d stumble and mumble, forget who should skate,
Then scream at the players for “practicing late!”
The parents all groaned, “This guy’s such a joke,”
But he’d just sip his flask and say, “Lighten up, folks!”
When the team lost a game, he refused to reflect,
He blamed all the kids for not running his wreck.
"Why don't you listen? We practiced this drill!"
(Too bad his instructions made nobody thrilled).
One night in the playoffs, the team was ahead,
But Coach T was napping, face down in the shed.
The buzzer then sounded—his team lost the fight,
And Coach T got fired that very same night.
Now he’s back at Westwood Bar near the rink,
Telling big coaching tales over rounds of cheap drinks.
And when someone asks, "Coach, what went wrong?"
He just takes a big sip and says, “Kid, move along.”
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There must be a few more mangers kids …. Who other than MM ?Guest wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2025 12:58 pmYes we are taking about MMGuest wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2025 12:47 pmIf your kid sucks and you don’t think he will stay AAA just volunteer to be the team manager . Seems to work for a lot of teams .
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It can get you a letter on your jersey as well. Lots of influence on the team and constantly in the coaches ear.
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Sounds like a typical, arrogant JRC comment. Just remember - DMF won the regular season series 2-1 against you over confident douche bags. Stay humble you drunken morons.Guest wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2025 12:47 pmIf your kid sucks and you don’t think he will stay AAA just volunteer to be the team manager . Seems to work for a lot of teams .
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1.....2.......3....... J......R.......C..... baby yeah!!!!!!!!
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Good job TRW! Slice of humble pie for those a h o l e s. Teach your kids to be a h o l e s- they’ll eventually fall.
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