2012 GTHL AAA

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Guest wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2025 1:18 pmSENS RULE
DMF will win it all and shock the hockey world. NYR has nothing to offer us and JRC are too small and filled with egomaniac players and parents. It's our time now.
Make sure you get out of the first rd.
Too Big, Too Strong and we move the puck. Flyers are coming for you all! Lets go bring it bit ches
If your kid sucks and you don’t think he will stay AAA just volunteer to be the team manager . Seems to work for a lot of teams . :D
Yes we are taking about MM :roll:
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Guest wrote: Sat Feb 22, 2025 11:35 am MHT the realm of forbidden truths, politically incorrect observations and taboos not allowed to be broken. Bring it on lets be outrageous as possible because I think none of you have the intellect to tap into the creative centre required to demonstrate any form of comedy. LETS GO BE OUTRAGEOUS TELL US ALL ABOUT HOW CRAP YOUR COACH IS.... DON'T HOLD BACK BUT YOU HAVE TO BE CREATIVE AND FUNNY. GO
Coach T was a mess on the bench,
His breath reeked of whiskey, his speech had a stench.
His drills made no sense, his systems were weak,
Every breakout he drew fell apart in a week.

He’d stumble and mumble, forget who should skate,
Then scream at the players for “practicing late!”
The parents all groaned, “This guy’s such a joke,”
But he’d just sip his flask and say, “Lighten up, folks!”

When the team lost a game, he refused to reflect,
He blamed all the kids for not running his wreck.
"Why don't you listen? We practiced this drill!"
(Too bad his instructions made nobody thrilled).

One night in the playoffs, the team was ahead,
But Coach T was napping, face down in the shed.
The buzzer then sounded—his team lost the fight,
And Coach T got fired that very same night.

Now he’s back at Westwood Bar near the rink,
Telling big coaching tales over rounds of cheap drinks.
And when someone asks, "Coach, what went wrong?"
He just takes a big sip and says, “Kid, move along.”
Coach T is the only parent coach left.. maybe time to move on
That was creative! Who is the other drunk guy that coaches on that team? He's a parent coach as well right?
Does anyone want another Poem about the other drunk coach guy? I have to take a SH IT later and will type one out. LET ME KNOW folks. I come here only to make you laugh.
You don't have it in you to come up with another poem that rocks. Not a chance! go jerk off bro!
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Re: 2012 GTHL AAA

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Guest wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2025 12:58 pm
Guest wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2025 12:47 pm
Guest wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2025 11:35 am
Guest wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2025 10:50 am
Guest wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2025 7:14 am
Guest wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2025 1:18 pmSENS RULE
DMF will win it all and shock the hockey world. NYR has nothing to offer us and JRC are too small and filled with egomaniac players and parents. It's our time now.
Make sure you get out of the first rd.
Too Big, Too Strong and we move the puck. Flyers are coming for you all! Lets go bring it bit ches
If your kid sucks and you don’t think he will stay AAA just volunteer to be the team manager . Seems to work for a lot of teams . :D
Yes we are taking about MM :roll:
There must be a few more mangers kids …. Who other than MM ?
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It can get you a letter on your jersey as well. Lots of influence on the team and constantly in the coaches ear.
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Guest wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2025 12:47 pm
Guest wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2025 11:35 am
Guest wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2025 10:50 am
Guest wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2025 7:14 am
Guest wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2025 1:18 pmSENS RULE
DMF will win it all and shock the hockey world. NYR has nothing to offer us and JRC are too small and filled with egomaniac players and parents. It's our time now.
Make sure you get out of the first rd.
Too Big, Too Strong and we move the puck. Flyers are coming for you all! Lets go bring it bit ches
If your kid sucks and you don’t think he will stay AAA just volunteer to be the team manager . Seems to work for a lot of teams . :D
Sounds like a typical, arrogant JRC comment. Just remember - DMF won the regular season series 2-1 against you over confident douche bags. Stay humble you drunken morons.
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Hahahahahahaha hahahahaha

5-3 TRW. Great job boys
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Guest wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2025 8:54 pm Hahahahahahaha hahahahaha

5-3 TRW. Great job boys
1.....2.......3....... J......R.......C..... baby yeah!!!!!!!!
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Guest wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2025 9:00 pm
Guest wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2025 8:54 pm Hahahahahahaha hahahahaha

5-3 TRW. Great job boys
1.....2.......3....... J......R.......C..... baby yeah!!!!!!!!
JRC goalie forgot his glove at home
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Guest wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2025 9:02 pm
Guest wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2025 9:00 pm
Guest wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2025 8:54 pm Hahahahahahaha hahahahaha

5-3 TRW. Great job boys
1.....2.......3....... J......R.......C..... baby yeah!!!!!!!!
JRC goalie forgot his glove at home
1..2..4..JR.. I’m drunk
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Re: 2012 GTHL AAA

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Guest wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2025 9:08 pm
Guest wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2025 9:02 pm
Guest wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2025 9:00 pm
Guest wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2025 8:54 pm Hahahahahahaha hahahahaha

5-3 TRW. Great job boys
1.....2.......3....... J......R.......C..... baby yeah!!!!!!!!
JRC goalie forgot his glove at home
1..2..4..JR.. I’m drunk
Good job TRW! Slice of humble pie for those a h o l e s. Teach your kids to be a h o l e s- they’ll eventually fall.
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