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Yes my friend (insert head shake) you are good at cricket. Considering your population is the biggest in the world and you rank 3rd behind aussies and south africa in a sport not many compete in says alot. How does india fair in Soccer? (insert head shake) Here's one:
Why did the Indian cricket team bring a ladder to the match?
Because they wanted to take their game to the next level... but they still couldn't catch the ball!
(Sorry, it's a bit of a "spin" on the usual cricket joke, but I hope it made you chuckle!)
Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 9:07 pm
Yes my friend (insert head shake) you are good at cricket. Considering your population is the biggest in the world and you rank 3rd behind aussies and south africa in a sport not many compete in says alot. How does india fair in Soccer? (insert head shake) Here's one:
Why did the Indian cricket team bring a ladder to the match?
Because they wanted to take their game to the next level... but they still couldn't catch the ball!
(Sorry, it's a bit of a "spin" on the usual cricket joke, but I hope it made you chuckle!)
MD is a real little piece of shit just like his asshole daddy.
Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 9:07 pm
Yes my friend (insert head shake) you are good at cricket. Considering your population is the biggest in the world and you rank 3rd behind aussies and south africa in a sport not many compete in says alot. How does india fair in Soccer? (insert head shake) Here's one:
Why did the Indian cricket team bring a ladder to the match?
Because they wanted to take their game to the next level... but they still couldn't catch the ball!
(Sorry, it's a bit of a "spin" on the usual cricket joke, but I hope it made you chuckle!)
MD is a real little piece of shit just like his asshole daddy.
Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 9:07 pm
Yes my friend (insert head shake) you are good at cricket. Considering your population is the biggest in the world and you rank 3rd behind aussies and south africa in a sport not many compete in says alot. How does india fair in Soccer? (insert head shake) Here's one:
Why did the Indian cricket team bring a ladder to the match?
Because they wanted to take their game to the next level... but they still couldn't catch the ball!
(Sorry, it's a bit of a "spin" on the usual cricket joke, but I hope it made you chuckle!)
MD is a real little piece of shit just like his asshole daddy.
Jealousy, buddy?
Of being 5’6” and never playing competitive sports?
Not even a little bit.
Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 9:07 pm
Yes my friend (insert head shake) you are good at cricket. Considering your population is the biggest in the world and you rank 3rd behind aussies and south africa in a sport not many compete in says alot. How does india fair in Soccer? (insert head shake) Here's one:
Why did the Indian cricket team bring a ladder to the match?
Because they wanted to take their game to the next level... but they still couldn't catch the ball!
(Sorry, it's a bit of a "spin" on the usual cricket joke, but I hope it made you chuckle!)
MD is a real little piece of shit just like his asshole daddy.
Hate the dad all you want. Calling a little kid a piece of s.hit is low. Why don't you go talk to the dad face to face and stop bullying little kids anonymously? Oh right.. because you're a pu$$y.
Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 9:07 pm
Yes my friend (insert head shake) you are good at cricket. Considering your population is the biggest in the world and you rank 3rd behind aussies and south africa in a sport not many compete in says alot. How does india fair in Soccer? (insert head shake) Here's one:
Why did the Indian cricket team bring a ladder to the match?
Because they wanted to take their game to the next level... but they still couldn't catch the ball!
(Sorry, it's a bit of a "spin" on the usual cricket joke, but I hope it made you chuckle!)
MD is a real little piece of shit just like his asshole daddy.
Hate the dad all you want. Calling a little kid a piece of s.hit is low. Why don't you go talk to the dad face to face and stop bullying little kids anonymously? Oh right.. because you're a pu$$y.
Talking about kids like that should be illegal.
You are trash.
Commit yourself.
I hate VK and I'm tge first to defend a child.
Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 9:07 pm
Yes my friend (insert head shake) you are good at cricket. Considering your population is the biggest in the world and you rank 3rd behind aussies and south africa in a sport not many compete in says alot. How does india fair in Soccer? (insert head shake) Here's one:
Why did the Indian cricket team bring a ladder to the match?
Because they wanted to take their game to the next level... but they still couldn't catch the ball!
(Sorry, it's a bit of a "spin" on the usual cricket joke, but I hope it made you chuckle!)
MD is a real little piece of shit just like his asshole daddy.
Hate the dad all you want. Calling a little kid a piece of s.hit is low. Why don't you go talk to the dad face to face and stop bullying little kids anonymously? Oh right.. because you're a pu$$y.
Not as low as the top of your head, shit stain!
You sound angry lil fella!!
Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 9:07 pm
Yes my friend (insert head shake) you are good at cricket. Considering your population is the biggest in the world and you rank 3rd behind aussies and south africa in a sport not many compete in says alot. How does india fair in Soccer? (insert head shake) Here's one:
Why did the Indian cricket team bring a ladder to the match?
Because they wanted to take their game to the next level... but they still couldn't catch the ball!
(Sorry, it's a bit of a "spin" on the usual cricket joke, but I hope it made you chuckle!)
MD is a real little piece of shit just like his asshole daddy.
Hate the dad all you want. Calling a little kid a piece of s.hit is low. Why don't you go talk to the dad face to face and stop bullying little kids anonymously? Oh right.. because you're a pu$$y.
Talking about kids like that should be illegal.
You are trash.
Commit yourself.
I hate VK and I'm tge first to defend a child.
It’s that little pukes dad and we all know it. Fack Off!
Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 9:07 pm
Yes my friend (insert head shake) you are good at cricket. Considering your population is the biggest in the world and you rank 3rd behind aussies and south africa in a sport not many compete in says alot. How does india fair in Soccer? (insert head shake) Here's one:
Why did the Indian cricket team bring a ladder to the match?
Because they wanted to take their game to the next level... but they still couldn't catch the ball!
(Sorry, it's a bit of a "spin" on the usual cricket joke, but I hope it made you chuckle!)
MD is a real little piece of shit just like his asshole daddy.
Hate the dad all you want. Calling a little kid a piece of s.hit is low. Why don't you go talk to the dad face to face and stop bullying little kids anonymously? Oh right.. because you're a pu$$y.
Talking about kids like that should be illegal.
You are trash.
Commit yourself.
I hate VK and I'm tge first to defend a child.
Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 7:25 am
If your kid was cut, stop coming here and blaming coaches… make your kid better.. you have the off season to get better.. if you believe your kid is good, there are 11 other G teams to call.. if none of them take your kid, you know you need to take dad goggles out and improve your kid. Period. Stop coming here and blasting coaches.. it’s very evident when you have 2 pages dedicated on one team and the team has mostly AA kids.
Hockey in Canada will never be the same. You think it’s just for old-school Canadian families? Buddy, wake up. This isn’t 1985—India is here.
Back home, we built billion-dollar businesses from nothing. You think we can’t figure out minor hockey? My son has been training like a pro since he could walk. Custom synthetic ice in our Mumbai penthouse. Private coaches flown in. Diet stricter than an IPL cricketer. While your kids were eating Timbits, mine was stickhandling through cones in 40-degree heat.
We don’t just join teams—we own them. We don’t play for scraps—we take the top spots. Scouts already know the name. The OHL draft will make it official. Keep watching.
Dude stop trolling MHT, you are posting this crap on age group!
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